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Pete,

As its not flyable and you have a bit of spare time on your hands can you help me with a dilemma please, you see i am a builder and i have just been given a contract with the local authority for some sign's to be made and put up.

Problem is how do you do "please do not touch" in braille thanks in anticipation Alan.

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Pete,

As its not flyable and you have a bit of spare time on your hands can you help me with a dilemma please, you see i am a builder and i have just been given a contract with the local authority for some sign's to be made and put up.

Problem is how do you do "please do not touch" in braille thanks in anticipation Alan.

A spoken message operated by a movement sensor :D

Pete b

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Pete,

As its not flyable and you have a bit of spare time on your hands can you help me with a dilemma please, you see i am a builder and i have just been given a contract with the local authority for some sign's to be made and put up.

Problem is how do you do "please do not touch" in braille thanks in anticipation Alan.

A spoken message operated by a movement sensor :D

Pete b

You clever man but unfortunately most are deaf as well probably something they ate lol, Alan.

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Pete,

As its not flyable and you have a bit of spare time on your hands can you help me with a dilemma please, you see i am a builder and i have just been given a contract with the local authority for some sign's to be made and put up.

Problem is how do you do "please do not touch" in braille thanks in anticipation Alan.

A spoken message operated by a movement sensor :D

Pete b

You clever man but unfortunately most are deaf as well probably something they ate lol, Alan.

Then you would add a mechanical fist to punch them in the mouth :D

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Pete,

As its not flyable and you have a bit of spare time on your hands can you help me with a dilemma please, you see i am a builder and i have just been given a contract with the local authority for some sign's to be made and put up.

Problem is how do you do "please do not touch" in braille thanks in anticipation Alan.

A spoken message operated by a movement sensor :D

Pete b

You clever man but unfortunately most are deaf as well probably something they ate lol, Alan.

Then you would add a mechanical fist to punch them in the mouth :D

Excellent that made me laugh but i don't think i would have the contract long but didn't Glen Hoddle say it was a punishment from a former life, lol.

Come to think about it he got sacked as well and its not as though they could identify me ummmm Alan.

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