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I have 2 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco.
Whilst I was standing in the queue at the checkout a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was, by now, enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind the woman asking all the questions.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me.
I thought one guy was having a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??