coggie49

Hi Ben

I like your site mate, had a good browse through your photo album, some nice pictures in there but i'm sure most people ( i know I do ) would like to see a few words written about the photo they are looking at, so many times we see a really nice photo in a magazine but no credit or description is given, I think it looses so much impact not knowing anything about it.

Please don't take this as any form of criticism, it's just an observation

David

Is it a vertical take off PPG or a Flymo?

Good photo, but I would love to see the next shot!!!

David

Fantastic filming, you should give Sky a few lessons, thiers was pants.

David

You could try and find out what dye they use to turn Diesel red, i'm sure that is safe to use.

David

Good find Dave, brilliant

David

Your welcome Simon

Mine's a pint!!!!

David

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice..

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed..

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,

not all blondes are dumb,

but all men... are men

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.

Doctor:" you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"

Hi Mat

There are two of us over in Finedon still trying to get our feet off the ground.

P.M. me your landline number and I'll give you a call.

David

Well done Dave I loved the jokes, but I think in one post you have managed to offend:

The Lesbians

The Disabled

The Irish

The Medical profession

The Alcoholics

The Terrorists

Vicars

Bikers

And Women in general!!!!

Got any more????

David

Hi Norman

Really glad to hear this is still on the cards, and i'm still very keen.

David

I think the hook knife is a good idea, because the knife he was using was next to usless, it wouldn't cut the line wrapped round his ankle.

Dave

its a ace place to fly I go there every year but never managed to get my paramotor over...so have only freeflown....one day I promise myself to paramotor there Ive got my eyes on the paraportator...for a way of doing it....without breaking the bank

http://paraportator.com/gallery/

Looks good, what price does it come out at, I couldn't find any price on the website?

Dave

I have had the same, one trying to get me to buy viagra

Still waiting for my Viagra !!!

Dave

Hi Whitters.

Great pictures mate, I see you are still wearing the same old boots, LOL

Might get down to see you next year fingers crossed.

Merry Christmas and a Safe and Happy new year,

Dave

Hurricane

Vario

Master switch

Thanks for the welcome back Pete.

I might pop down and see you soon, are you still doing your bit at lambourn?

Dave

It looks just fine to me, but then I still have to get my feet off the ground.

Been away for about two months and just catrching up.

Like Pete and Dave, I would give it a go!!!

Dave

Quick update,

Bought Alpine Moto Safe Hearing Protection,£17for motorcycle use.

1 hour flight tonight,could hear everything I needed to and no ringing in the ears when I took them out

Where did you get them from, i wouldn't mind trying a pair of them?

David

I've found the reality of finding good fields is much harder than I'd expected.

When I set out I had visions of just popping down to a local field and taking off, but that's not been the reality for me.

Fields with crops in are no good. Horses nearby are a problem. Farmers are reluctant to let you use fields with cattle/sheep in. Sloping fields are difficult if wind in wrong direction, then if you add airspace restrictions, trees, buildings, busy roads, pilons, rivers, houses, you're not left with much. And then you've got to convince the owner to let you use it.

I'm on the edge of EM airspace, so perhaps more restrictions in my area.

Is anyone else finding it hard to find sites?

The short answer to the above is "YES" but still trying.

Dave

Sounds great, toilets and showers? any more details or a link maybe ?

Its only two days!

wee behind the hedge and take a pack of baby wipes

Pete b

Real camping!!!

Dave

Does anybody else know?

Dave

Good work Dave. I hope the meeting goes well.

What SSDR are you thinking about? I'm thinking of doing Flexwing training next year.

Hello Mike

The meeting never went off at all, the guy was away on holiday, but he is back now so I will try to catch him this week, work permitting, I'll keep you informed as soon as I know something.

The SSDR I was after was a Medway Half Pint on Ebay, but I was beaten at the last minute, so I'm still looking but don't want to spend a fortune.

Dave