Guest Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION 17 April 2012 By The Cantankerous Tiger I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product. Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth. Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that. However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children. All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1buell_wl Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan_k Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Have a good laugh, some good (fictional) reviews here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=1 Spiced nuts tickled me particularly Cheers, Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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