jock Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Three friends married women from different parts of the world.The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cl...eaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and a hot meal on the table every day. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norbertflyer Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Jock, We all know you didn't write that one ....... My mate got a new wife from eastern Europe some years ago. She did the dishes in 10 minutes, cooking in 40 minutes and the washing in 50 minutes, but the hoovering took 8 hours. Turns out she was a Slovac..... Richard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Jock, We all know you didn't write that one .......My mate got a new wife from eastern Europe some years ago. She did the dishes in 10 minutes, cooking in 40 minutes and the washing in 50 minutes, but the hoovering took 8 hours. Turns out she was a Slovac..... Richard Good job i didnt write it,you would need a mth to figure it out,lol,did she look like these slovacs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan_k Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 You can see which are the tough girls - pink and black. No scarves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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