AndrewD Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Okay, having done one of THE most stupid things of my life about 10 mins ago, I thought I might as well put it to good use for your amusement! I decided to make some insanity chilli with Scotch Bonnet and a Dorset Narga. Merrily I chopped all the chilli up and just before I sorted it into the pan and washed my hands the door bell rang....... Stupid double glazing So I went for a pi$$........... OUCH!!!! Frankly I'm shocked my cock is not glowing like a light sabre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_b Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 cover it in pineapple to stop the burning. Might not work but will look really funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewD Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 I'm nominating myself for a Darwin award! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outkast Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 cover it in pineapple to stop the burning.Might not work but will look really funny whole or segmented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alan_k Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Pineapple or c**k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewD Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 cover it in pineapple to stop the burning.Might not work but will look really funny whole or segmented Stupid question! Rings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommcb6016 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Lots of milk stops the burning. I did the same thing once but with my eyes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outkast Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Lots of milk stops the burning.I did the same thing once but with my eyes... you put pineapple in your eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewD Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 Lots of milk stops the burning.I did the same thing once but with my eyes... you put pineapple in your eyes Must be some strange S&M Thanks though, I no longer have a Plasma cutter secreted in my pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommcb6016 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Lol !! no I cut chili then decided I needed to rub my eyes (stupid I know!) Milk neutralises the burning!! No pineapple S&M going on here honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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