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what exactly is it that you got living in the grass up by the flagpole?

Some evil beasties managed to get inside my socks and trousers and have eaten me alive, my wife thinks mosquitos, I think it could be tigers.

I've got bites everywhere, currently the best option seems to be scratching them with a wire brush, at 4am I was quite prepared to remove my skin with a blowlamp to get rid of the itching!

Next time, I'm bringing flea spray!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::twisted:

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