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The reason Ebay outlawed Western Union a number of years ago is this chap can walk into any WU office anywhere in the world, quote the transaction number and walk away with the cash.

Two suggestions here.

1: forward a copy of all mails so far to spoof@ebay.co.uk

2: Do the same to AOL, they will have his real address and will close his account

The Police, as in so many things are completely useless with these , despite what they would like you to think, Now if he was a motorist thinking about phoning someone on his mobile, he'd probably get life!

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....The Police, as in so many things are completely useless with these , despite what they would like you to think...

I suspect the police's starting point would be along the lines of "Oho! Whats a-going on here, then! You seem to have agreed to purchase an item when you have no intention of doing so, thus attempting to commit fraud against some upright and law-abiding Nigerian businessman and most likely infringing his yuman rites to boot. Would you by any chance be any two or more of: white, middle aged, middle class, Christian, straight, male - that proves it! You're nicked, chummy....."

Cynical, moi? Mind how you go.....

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Ahh well I have sent him off to his Western union office, the fresh air may give him a chance to repent of his evil....

Hello,

Have you received the invoice? I wait your answer to complete this transaction.

Regards,

Dean

Hi Dean,

yes I managed to do this yesterday, they gave me a transfer number which you need, and also a special question.

The question was: What is a pregnant goldfish called ? Answer: a Twat.

The (MTCN) number is 9315224878.

please let me know when it will arrive as I will have to sign for the delivery

thanks

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He's still emailing me all the time - I have sent him to the Western Union office a couple of times and he's getting a bit annoyed now :lol::lol:

Hello,

Can you please send me the scaned paper or to check again the MTCN number because it was checked and is not correct.

Please confirm again the sender name and address, amount, receiver name and MTCN number.

I wait your e-mail as soon as possible. About the delivery it will take 3-4 days because the paramotor must be insured to be everything ok when it arrive.

Regards,

Dean

Hello,

Can you answer me at my previous e-mail please. I need a confirmation from you as soon as possible so I can give you the delivery details.

Regards,

Dean

Hello,

Please give me an answer.. What happened?

Regards,

Dean

Hello,

I wait it as soon as possible, but before you do that you can confirm again the MTCN number, the sender name and address and the receiver name.

The item was shipped and you will recieve it on Wednesday, please confirm the details and scanned paper until Wednesday.

Regards,

Dean

I told him I'd have to go to a friends house to scan the receipt as I don't have a scanner.....

Hello,

Are you serious? I`m not sure why you don`t answer me and why you don`t confirm the correct payment details. Please give me an answer as soon as possible.

Regards,

Dean

Hello,

Because you didn`t answered me I have called at the delivery company and the paramotor is on hold until you confirm the correct payment details.

eBay have advised me that you are not serious and if you are serious the only way to show that is to confirm the correct payment details.

Regards,

Dean

Then I apologised as I wrote the number down wrong, one digit looked like a 1 but it was a 7, the correct number

is below, no wonder he had problems.

The (MTCN) number is 9375224878. - please call your delivery company to ship it asap.

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I think he's starting to suss it

Hello,

I`m not sure if you are playing with me an my time. I`m sorry if I think wrong. But I don`t see any attachement and the MTCN sent is not correct, too.

I need the receipt scanned to be sure that the money are available.

I wait another 2 days for the scanned paper if you don`t send it to me I will be sure that you are playing with my time.

Regards,

Dean

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  • 4 weeks later...
and sign his email address up to plenty of porn sites, ahem...not that I could tell you how to find any, ask Pete B, he knows most things :D

What do you prefer

Big

Small

Long

Tall

Short

Fat

Thin

Straight

Gay

Female

Male

TS

TV

Black

Asian

Oriental

Indian

Dom

Sub

Old

Young

Mature

Granny

Just call me Honey :P:P

Just remove the male and gay and Ill take all the others, :lol: oh and the TV, cos my television is fine. Not sure what TS is but Ill take a chance :?: : Female gay are ok tho!

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  • 1 month later...

I note that the seller's location is Glasgow in Lancashire. Judging from the picture it must have been taken in Lancashire as being slightly further south there would be a teensy weensy greater chance of the subtropic vegetation in the picture growing there than Glasgow.

Does appear to accept paypal though rather than the giveaway money transfers...?

Tempted to email an enquiry as to whether the bimble rotor bushing is still sound.

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